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radoedipus:

Biggest plot twist of my life, I remember looking at my mom when this part played thinking “oh no, what do I do” like it was some how my fault

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oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

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jehovahzwetness:

Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious

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thatfunnyblog:

MY ENTIRE LIFE.

(Source: joeydeangelis, via txlover)

dailymurf:

xfuckbarculturex:

Like Sisyphus, I am bound to hell.

I’m not a cat person but the last one killed me

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American Horror Story Murder House - Cast

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watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

JESUS FUCK IM GOING TO CRY

ask-gallows-callibrator:

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

JESUS FUCK IM GOING TO CRY

(Source: theothermayor, via monoclejack)

unclefather:

250px:

please watch this video

This man is insane

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singhallelujahh:

When people use Elsa not getting a prince at the end of Frozen to hate on all the other Disney princesses who fall in love

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A WOMAN CAN BE STRONG WITHOUT A MAN.

A WOMAN CAN BE STRONG WITH A MAN.

LOVE DOES NOT MAKE PEOPLE WEAK.

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